Lame trend alert: celebrities claiming they’ve got better things to be doing than to be on the Internets.
As is the case with most trends, Kool Keith was up on this a good 10 years before it was all trendy. On one of those god-awful albums he put out back in the late ’90s/early ’00s, he rapped, “I’m not sitting behind no computer - I’m going to Bermuda!” And that was back when there was hardly shit to do on the Internets. Not to sound like someone’s grandpa, but back in those days, you had to stroke it to tiny thumbnail images of naked women. Because it cost like $20 to view the full size version. And who had $20 back in 1999? If I did, I probably would have drunk myself to death.
But I don’t want to let you guys in on more than you need to know about me…
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